Friday, July 10, 2009

Gentleman Quality Development Program

As promised from my previous article, there are times that guys just act like blatant retards that I can no longer understand what are the things that come across their minds. Hence I would like to share with you what I've learned so far regarding this GQDP.

All of you have it. There are nothing more to learn in gaining the quality values of being a gentleman other than getting rid of the two traits that are obstructing you from revealing the qualities - self-centeredness and chauvinism. The driving force towards possessing or practicing the aforementioned traits is being a smart Alec.


You think that by suppressing others' opinions can reveal your admirable intelligence level and gain the attention you have always lust for. Think again.

You think that you're the one and only ingenious son of a cow who knows everything about the world. Think again.

You think that by not following your command it would be an insult to you and hence jeopardizing your little plan of Einstein. Think again.

You think that whatever that comes first into your feeble mind makes it an absolute answer towards your question. You better think again.

You think that by doing things that feel right temporarily will enlighten your path of future in all aspects. You better triple your thoughts once again.


If you realize that you've done one of the things mentioned in the list above, well my friend, you still have hope in turning into a new leaf as you're not the worst. If you have done all, in fact, more than what I've mentioned, you're still not the worst. The hopeless ones are those who don't even know that they are being Alec's after reading this article! To those self-proclaimed geniuses, go knock yourself out and join the goats in grass devouring competition. To those who wanna be a true gentleman for the good of mankind, give more, take less, and expect none in return.

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